One day while riding his Harley a biker ran into God. After a bit, God asked what was the one thing in the world he would want ? The biker thought for a moment and said; God, I would like a highway from California to Hawaii so that I can ride my Harley all the way. God replied that it would be extremely difficult – 4,000 to 5,000-foot pilings and more. So God asked, what his second wish would be? The biker thought a little and said, God, I would like to know how women think and act. God considered that request for a moment and replied, do you want two lanes or four!