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This song was popular in the 60’s and we could all dance to it.
Can you name the song, just by looking at the picture?
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You’ll kick yourself!! Think harder!!!!!
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You’ve got to think about it
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Sung by Andy Williams!!
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MOONRIVER!!!!!
Hey, don’t blame me. I’m just forwarding this to those whose sense of humor I believe is as warped as mine.
A group of golfing buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because it wasn’t far from the course, the waitresses were young, good looking showed lots of cleavage and wore short-shorts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service were good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the gang again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.
Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before.
After retiring, a former Gunnery Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a High School teacher. |
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-xxx punks, having already heard the new teacher was a Marine veteran, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing, it made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead Silence. The rest of the year went smoothly.
SEMPER FI
Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a very private golf club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, ‘He is definitely not my husband.’
The second lady gazes at his manhood and says ‘He’s not my husband either!’
After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, ‘He’s not even a member of this club’.
Carl and Rosanne lived in Aitkin Minnesota. It was early winter and the lower portion of their lake had frozen over.
Carl asked Rosanne if she would walk across the frozen part of the lake to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.
She asked him for some money, but he told her, “Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won’t mind.”
So Rosanne, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove.
When she got home with the items she said, “Carl, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey’s store … so why didn’t you just give me some money?”
Carl replied, “Well, I didn’t want to send you out there with cash when I wasn’t sure how thick the ice was!”
A love story like this almost brings tears to one’s eyes……???
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go …“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
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