Day Brightener – First Day At The Senior Complex

On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:

senior-complex“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory to the females.  

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”

She continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.  Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.  Are there any questions?”

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:  “How much for a season pass?

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