Bonus Day Brightener – Why Was Mayberry So Peaceful?

mayberryThe reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married.  Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Ellie, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

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