Day Brightener – True Or Not These 911 Calls Make For Enjoyable Reading

Believe it or not…
These are Memphis , TN ‘s
REAL 911 Calls!  

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.  
Dispatcher: Do you have   an address?
Caller:   No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?  

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
CallerSomeone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller:  I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller:  No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller:   I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.  
Dispatcher: This is   nine eleven.
Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one 
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller:    My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller:  No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is……….
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller:  Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath.  Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from
Caller:  I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:   No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:   Running from the Police

 

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