Day Brightener – An Irrepressible Older Gentleman Strikes Again

One time I got sick and landed in the hospital.   There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.

nurse-and-patientEvery time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.   She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “and how are we doing this morning?” Or….. “are we ready for a bath?” Or… “are we hungry?” I had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice   off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.   Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.  So you know where the juice went!

apple-juiceThe nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,   “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.” At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I’ll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”  The nurse fainted… I just smiled!

mannormalDON’T MESS WITH US OLD PEOPLE… You’ll lose every time!!!!!

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