Day Brightener – A New Word From Ducky – Exhaustipated

EXHAUSTIPATED ….. IT MEANS YOU’RE TOO TIRED TO GIVE A SHIT.

THOUGHTS  BY  ’DUCKY’

duckyI saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’ She hit me.

duckyHow come we choose from just two people to run for president & over fifty for Miss America?

duckyMarriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

duckyNow that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants

duckyI signed up for an exercise class & was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

duckyWhen I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping.’ Now I just ‘chunky dunk.’

duckyDon’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

duckyWouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN!

duckyWhy is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?  A completely brilliant question!

duckyWouldn’t you know it… Brain cells come & brain cells go but FAT cells live forever.

duckyWhy do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Another completely brilliant question!

duckyBumper sticker of the year: ‘If you can read this, thank a teacher – and since it’s in English, thank a soldier’

And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Ya’ just might want to pass this along…

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