Earl spits overboard, takes a long slow sip of beer and says “Better think it over – women like that are hard to find.”
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl Game in Houston. He has a luxury suite reserved at the stadium, plus airline tickets valid from any US airport, a hotel suite, and tickets to attend two pre-game parties.
However, he somehow failed to realize that the game is scheduled for the same day as his wedding. So he can’t go.
If you’re interested, and if you’d like to go, instead of him, it’s at St. Peter’s Church, in New York City, at 5:00 pm. Her name is Louise. She’s 5’4″, about 125 lbs., a good cook and makes $180,000 a year as a stockbroker. She’ll be the one in the white dress.
Let me know if you are interested.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’
The prostitute replies, ‘Well Graham, ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’
‘Three knots?’ he asks. ‘ What’s that supposed to mean?’
She says, ‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.’