Day Brightener – Defining One’s Occupation Can Be Difficult

Y’all know Joe is a CPA. Well, he also does tax prep on the side. This is a true story of one of Joe’s clients

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, “before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

“He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, “what’s your occupation?”

“I’m a Lady of the night,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “let’s try to rephrase that.”

“The woman says, “ok, I’m a high-end call girl.”

“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”

“They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”

The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is.”

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