Day Brightener – A Mathematical Explanation Of How Things Work

This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70  yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.

This is a strictly …..  mathematical  viewpoint… and it goes like  this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%. How about achieving 103%? What  makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is  represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K – 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  – 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  – 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  – 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%

AND, look how far ass  kissing  will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G – 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%

So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard  work  and  Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude  will get you there. Its  the  Bullshit  and  Ass  Kissing that will put you over the  top

Now you  know why Politicians are where they  are!

I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula…………..how true it is.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s