A drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
Back and forth. A Mountie on the beat sees him and approaches,
“Can I help you Sir?”
“Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr”, the Newfie replies.
The Mountie asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”
“It wasss on the end of thisshh key”, the Newfie replies.
About that time the Mountie looks down and sees the man’s willy hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, “Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?”
Momentarily confused, the drunk Newfie looks down at his crotch and blurts out….
“Holy Cow! My girlfriend is gone too…