Day Brightener – Canadian Drunks Have The Best Sense Of Humor

Mountie

A  drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walks out  of a bar with a key in his hand and he is  stumbling

Back and  forth. A Mountie on the beat sees him and  approaches,

“Can I  help you Sir?”

“Yessh!  Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr”, the Newfie  replies.

The Mountie   asks, “Where was your car the last time  you saw it?”

“It wasss  on the end of thisshh key”, the Newfie  replies.

About that  time the Mountie  looks down and sees  the man’s willy hanging out of his fly for all  the world to see.

He asks  the man, “Sir are you aware that you are  exposing yourself?”

Momentarily  confused, the drunk Newfie looks down at his  crotch and blurts  out….

“Holy Cow! My girlfriend is gone too…

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