One day he rushed to the solicitor’s and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The solicitor said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home😊
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?😳
It made of concrete😊
I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?😔
No, we have a carport and not need one😊
I mean what are your relations like?😣
All my relations are in Poland😒
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?😨
We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player😋
Does your wife beat you up?😨
No I always up before her😝
Is your wife a nagger?😱
No she white 😞
Why do you want this divorce?😱
She going to kill me 👹
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me.
She bought a bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English well and it says: