Day Brightener – The 5 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For!

Q: WHAT IS AN  AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a  French kiss, but ‘down  under..’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH  365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make  a tire, and call it a  Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES  NORMALLY NAMED AFTER  WOMEN?
A: Because when they  arrive, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your  house and car with  them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB  THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE  MORNING?
A: Because they don’t  have any balls to  scratch.

BONUS QUESTIONS &  ANSWERS

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate  embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall  with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the  world’s best short joke:
A 3-year-old boy  examined his testicles while taking a bath.’Mom’, he asked, ‘Are  these my brains?’ ‘Not yet,’ she  replied.

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