Day Brightener – Two Short Vignettes To Get The Day Started

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”.

Well here is the lowdown on the whole thing.

When babies soil their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em,  Hug’em and Pamper’em.

When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!

I’m Glad we got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.

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I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So, I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

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