Sex & Calories
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 15 seconds?
After my Prostate Exam:
The Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words no man wants to hear: “Who was that”?
Quote from John Wayne;
“Life is hard and harder if you are stupid”
Humor is like salt, everything goes better with it.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.