Day Brightener – Two Short Stories Plus A Few Words To Live By

SEX AT  73
I  just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at  73. I’m so happy, because I live at number   71. So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards. And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross the road!
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Answering Machine Message
“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”
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My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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