Friday Frivolity – Two Short Vignettes To Start The Day

A Love Story

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, stop thinking about sex, you are too old, and go get your flu shot!

Take That Call! A teacher tells the student.
A secondary school teacher has implemented the policy in his classes, that should a student’s cell phone ring and interrupt the class, the student has to answer it and put it on speaker phone…….listen carefully to this call and follow the conversation to the end.


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