Day Brightener – Three Nuns After A Fatal Accident

Three nuns are driving back from a food kitchen late at night.  Out of the darkness a truck runs a red light and t-bones them.  All three are killed instantly and awaken to find themselves standing outside of the Pearly Gates, facing St Peter.

St Peter steps forward and says “sisters, admission to heaven is no longer automatic, even when good Catholics like yourselves have dedicated themselves to the Church. We now have a 1 question religious test.  Get the answer right and you can enter.  Get itwrong and you will have to wait the equivalent of 100 years to try again”.

The nuns were naturally excited as they knew they had spent their lives living by the Bible and could answer any religious question St Peter might have.

To the first nun St Peter asked “Who took all of the animals 2 by 2 on the Ark and saved them from the Great Flood”.  She replied “Noah”.  Immediately the gates of Heaven opened up and she floated inside.

St Peter then asked the second nun, “What did the 3 Wise Men follow to find the newborn Christ child”.  She replied, “A shining star”.  Once again, the gates of Heaven opened up and she floated inside.

St Peter then turned to the third nun and asked, “Sister, what were Eve’s first words to Adam in the Garden of Eden?”  The nun thought for a minute, then another minute, and still struggled to find the answer.  Finally, she blurted out “Wow, that’s a hard one!”

Immediately the gates of Heaven opened, and she went inside.

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