Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?
Luigi said, “Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.
“Whatayou mean, Luigi?” asked Giovanni
“Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basketa food. She bringa da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket
The conductor come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, ‘no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino
Conductor walka by again, waga his finger and say, ‘No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.’ So, we go to cluba car
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductor, he waga is finger again and say, ‘No a smokin in dis car. Must go to a smokin car
“We go to a smoking a car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car and a go to bed. We just about to go badaboom badaboom and the conductor, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice
‘Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!
“Nexta time, I’ma just gonna taka da bus.”