Day Brightener – Some Alternate Definitions

  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
  6. COUNTERFITTERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
  12. PARADOX: Two physicians!!
  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!!
  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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