Day Brightener – The Rabbi Hearing Confession

A priest is called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he calls his rabbi friend from across the street and asks him to cover for him.

The rabbi tells him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest tells him to come on over and he’ll stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.

The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional After a few minutes a woman enters and says, “Father forgive me for I have sinned.”

The priest asks “What did you do?”

The woman says, “I committed adultery.”

Priest: “How many times?”

Woman: “Three times.”

Priest: “Say two Hail Mary’s, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.”

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional.

He says “Father forgive me for I have sinned.”

Priest: “What did you do?”

Man: “I committed adultery.”

Priest: “How many times?”

Man: “Three times.”

Priest: “Say two Hail Mary’s put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.”

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he’s got it, so the priest leaves. A few minutes later another woman enters and says “Father forgive me for I have sinned.”

Rabbi: “What did you do?”

Woman: “I committed adultery.”

Rabbi: “How many times?”

Woman: “Once.”

Rabbi: “Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5.”

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