He stormed into the kitchen where his wife was and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You’ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you’ll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, we’re going upstairs, and we’ll have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you’re going to draw me a bath, so I can relax. You’ll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you’ll massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His Sicilian wife Maria replied, “The fuckin’ funeral director would be my first guess”.