While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” ”No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?” ”Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill..
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said “No!”, trying to hide his arousal.
She said …… “Check the garage.”