Day Brightener – A Little British Humor

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

  • FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.  8 years old,
 Hateful little bastard.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
 Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
  • COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.   Also 1 gay bull for sale.
 Must sell washer and dryer £100.
  • WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.  Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
  • FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
 Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century – Thought from the greatest living Scottish thinker–Billy Connolly. “If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

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