I was eating breakfast with my teenage grandson and I asked him, “What special day is it tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat, he said, “It’s U.S. Congressman’s Day.”
He’s smart, so I asked him “What does that mean?” I was not ready for what he was about to say.
He replied, “U.S. Congressman’s Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, and we have two more years of Bull Shit.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.