Day Brightener – State Lottery

Every week, Manny entered the state lottery hoping to win.  He never did.  Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for God’s message, he walked around the local fairground.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine’s carnival stall.  She was bending over, and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

He bet on 77, as he thought God had given him a sign.  He lost again. Sad! The winning number was 707.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.

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