Day Brightener – Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, with the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth,  “Excuthe me mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like dat cute widdle  bwown wabbit over der?”
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, “I don’t think my python weally gives a thyit.”

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