We went to  breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs,  bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

‘Sounds good,’ my wife said.  ‘But I don’t want the eggs..’

‘Then, I’ll have to charge you  $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her.

‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife  asked incredulously.

‘YES!’ stated the waitress..

‘I’ll take the  special then,’ my wife said..

‘How do you want your eggs?’ the  waitress asked.

‘Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied.

She took  the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!  WE’VE been around the block more than  once!