Day Brightener – The Adventures Of Boudreaux and Thibodeaux

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking one afternoon, and Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux, “You now, I tink I’m ready for a lil’ vacation. But, dis year I wants to do sumting different. De las’ few year, I took your suggestion bout where to go. Tree year ago you say I should go to Hawaii, an’ did an’ Marie got pregnant. De next year you say to go to de Bahamas. Marie got pregnant again. And las year you tol me to go to Tahiti. Sure enough, Marie got pregnant again.”

And Thibodeaux asks Boudreau, “What you gonna do dis year dat’s different?”

Boudreaux says, “Dis year I gonna bring Marie wid me… ”

A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. “I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is,” he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him behind the neck! “Karate chop from China,” he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back in his seat, saying nothing. The big man hits him again. “Judo from Japan.” L’il ol’ Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. “That’s a nerve pinch from Korea.” After a few minutes, Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten minutes later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head with the board, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at his tormenter, Boudreaux says, “Two-by-four from Home Depot.”

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