Day Brightener – The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A:  It’s the same as a French kiss, but down under.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:  Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world’s best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’ ‘Not yet,’ she replied.

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