Day Brightener – The Old Male Golfer

Old Golfer ImageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue “Viagra” pill.

The pharmacist asked “How many?”

The man replied, “Just a few, maybe a half dozen I cut each one into four pieces.”

The pharmacist said, “That’s too small a dose. That won’t get you through intimacy.”

The old fellow said, “Oh, I’m past seventy-five years old and I don’t even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my new golf shoes.”

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