Day Brightener – Two Short Vignettes on Marriage

The longer you’ve been married, the funnier this becomes!

Older CoupleAn elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!”

Thoughtful Scottish HusbandScott

A thoughtful Scottish Husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘ Heather – put your hat and coat on, lassie.’  She replied, ‘Awe Jock that’s nice – are you taking me tae the pub with you? ‘Nay,’ Jock replied ‘I’m turning the heat off while I’m out.’

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