A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Irish indeed, who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“Still, it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Irish who constructed the first timepieces.”
Knowing well, that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who promoted the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, the Irishman conceded, but it was the Irish who got women involved…..!”