Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me, I know we’ve been friends for a long time, but I just can’t think of your name!” I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.
His friend stared at him for at least three minutes. Finally, he said, “How soon do you need to know ?”
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77, please be careful !”
“Heck,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car, It’s hundreds of them !”
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn’t it ?”
“No,” the second man replied, “it’s Thursday”.
The third man chimed in, “So am I, let’s have a beer.”
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say ‘Supersex’.
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, ‘Supersex.’
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, “I’ll take the soup.”