Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expired in a concise and witty manner.
They said that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble…..but shouldn’t that be an even number?
Isn’t it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Relationships are a bit like algebra, have you try ever looked at your X and wonder Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall in love with someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that!
Money talks… But all mine ever says is good-bye.
You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see.
If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
Now, don’t you feel better knowing what a aphorism is?