Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctors tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics.

Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.

If ant’s gather:  DIABETES.

If you pee on your feet:  PROSTATE

If it smells like a barbecue:  CHOLESTEROL

If your wrist hurts when you shake it:  OSTEOARTHRITIS

If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER’S