Day Brightener – Isolation! And The Attendant Cabin Fever

I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.


Ontario has banned groups larger than 5. If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!


The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required! Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier. If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!


Today’s Weather?  Room temperature


30 Days Hath September, April, June, and November All the rest have 31 … except March which had 8000


Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly. Now weeds legal and schools closed … damn kids are livin’ the dream!


This is stupid.  I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke!


If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it. It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home


After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside. I immediately ran to the window and started yelling at them. Now I understand dogs.


Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house: We’re losing money by the minute. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour. Nobody knows what time it is.

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