Day Brightener – Two Short Vignettes To Get Your Day Going

Three Woman GolfersThree women are playing the 4th hole at Canyon Lakes Golf course when a naked man wearing a bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.

The 3 women look and are in shock at the size of his Manhood.

The first woman says, “Well he definitely is not my husband.”

The second woman looks at his manhood and says, “He for sure is not my husband.”

The third woman takes a good look and says, “He’s not even a member of this club.”


A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.’

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says ;

‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’

The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!’

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