I spent last evening in the emergency room. I got bored at home after golf, so I decided to take off and go horseback riding. Something I haven’t done in a while…. maybe never. It turned out to be a big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then went a little faster and before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn’t take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse still going full speed. It just wouldn’t stop.
Thankfully the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn’t attempt to ride the elephant.
Hope you’re not too bored, 😉🐎🐘