In a crowded New York City at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn’t. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
The Texan smiled and drawled, ”Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”