Day Brightener – Clocks In Heaven

Clock 2A Man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those  clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that? “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a  lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire  life.”

“Where’s (Insert Your Favorite) clock?” asked the man. “(Insert Your Favorite) clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

Editor’s Note: I was tempted to choose one of my favorites but the field is so fertile that I decided to let each of you make the selection.

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