The rain ☔ was pouring down outside O’Connor’s Irish Pub.There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling In the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked him, “What are you doing?
“Fishing” 🎣, replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says,
“Come in out of the rain ☔ and have a drink with me.”
In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the Gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking,
“So how many have you caught today?”…………
“You’re the 8th”, replied the old man.