Finland has just closed their borders. No one will be crossing the finish line.
So many coronavirus jokes out there; it’s a pundemic.
Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
Now is not the time to be around positive people.
There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story…..
I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The Wurst Kase scenario.
The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that’s left is de brie.