Bruce and his wife walked into the dentist’s office. Bruce told the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. Scott and Tony are sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb.
I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already…I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, at last, a golfer with real balls!!”
So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it sir?”
Bruce turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”