Day Brightener – One Tough Golfer

Bruce and his wife walked into the dentist’s office.  Bruce told the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry.  Scott and Tony are sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it!  We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already…I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, at last, a golfer with real balls!!”

So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it sir?”

Bruce turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”

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