Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.”

The other student says:  “No, I don’t think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class.”

Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him.  And one of the students said to him, “We’re medical students and couldn’t help but notice the way you walk. We couldn’t agree on the Syndrome you might have…. Could you tell us what it is?”

The old man (a retired M.D.) said, “I’ll tell you, but first you tell me what you 2 fine medical students think.” 

The 1st student said, “I think it’s Peltry Syndrome.” The old man said, “You thought – but you are wrong.” 

The 2nd student said, “I think its Zovitzki Syndrome.”  The old man said, “You thought – but you are wrong.”

So, they asked him, “Well, old timer, what do you have?”  

The old man said, “Well, I thought it was GAS – but I was wrong, too!”

I Nearly Became A Doctor!!!  When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,

so, I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today. 

The rest are in Congress.