Day Brightener – An Example of an Outdoorsy Man Especially For Us Golfers

outdoorDuring his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.

The golfer described a typical day this way:

  • “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
  • Drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
  • Jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
  • Marched up and down several rocky hills,
  • Stood in a patch of poison ivy,
  • Crawled out of quicksand
  • And took four leaks behind big trees.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

”NAH,” he replied, “I’m just a shitty golfer.”

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