Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.

• Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
• Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
• Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
• Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
• Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
• Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
• Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
• Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
• Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
• In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.