Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America; Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as ‘HILLBILLIES’ and/or ‘REDNECKS”. You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore,
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
- She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.’
- She is not ‘EASY’ – She is ‘HORIZONTALLYACCESSIBLE.’
- She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ -She is a ‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.‘
- She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ – She is a ‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’
- She does not ‘NAG’ you – She becomes ‘ VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’
- She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ – She is a ‘ LOW-COST PROVIDER.’
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
- He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ – He has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’
- He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ – He is ‘ OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’
- He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ – He ‘ INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’
- He is not ‘BALDING’ – He is in ‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’
- He does not act like a ‘TOTAL ASS’ – He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.‘ (Loved this one!)
- 6. It’s not his ‘CRACK’ you see hanging out of his pants – It’s ‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.‘ (Loved this one even more!)