Day Brightener – The Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. 

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a gun. 

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’ 

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times”..

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