Q. Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

A. He wouldn’t stop throwing away the bent ones.

Q. What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

A. Sky diving school.

Q. branch of the military accepts newborns?

A. The infantry.

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A. Sue.

Q. What’s the king of all school supplies?

A. The ruler.

Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

A. Dam.